7.02.2008

Still Young!

Well, I have ignored this blog for about exactly one year. But in that one year I have held closely to my determination to not get old. I'm still not able to figure out how a grandmother is supposed to act and still waiting for helpful instructions from my friends.
Actually, several of my grandchildren (12 of them...HOW did this happen??) tell me regularly that I'm crazy or call me "Silly Grandmother!" I'm not sure if this is because I talk to them about driving my car into their house and getting their ideas about whether it would work or not.
Maybe it's when they called me a nut and I asked what kind. "Am I a sneeze nut?"
"Grandmother, what's a SNEEZE nut?" they asked.
"Silly, a sneeze nut is a caSHEW nut."
At this point my grandson informed me that I am a WALLnut because of talking about driving my car on the walls of their home.

So now you have a glimpse of how far I have to go before I can be old.

Any ideas on what to do?

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